Ferris Bueller: "Cameron's so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks it would turn into a diamond"
Mike Ross: "And then I though WWHD, What Would Harvey Do"
Sam Temple: "I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it"
Jace Wayland: "I don't want to be a man, "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
Charlie Dalton:" [Answering phone] Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton."
River Song: "Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuehrer."
Takumi Hikohito: "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox."
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Ed Kennedy: "I'm nineteen. I'm an underage cab driver. I'm typical of many of the young men you see in this suburban outpost of the city -- not a whole lot of prospects or possibility. That aside, I read more books than I should, and I'm decidedly crap at sex and doing my taxes. Nice to meet you."